Venus Rising from the Sea, 1866 - oil on canvas.
— Gustave Moreau (French, 1826-1898)
LOVE passive-aggressive customer service Alan.
“Please sign here under the section marked ‘Homewrecking Sluts’. Now give me my pen back you old bitch.”
one of my favourite part of mushroom hunting has always been the colour changing. unsure of what mushroom it is - or just checking whether it’s worth to reap it from the soil or whether the worms have claimed its core already - you cut in. the flesh bruises slowly - or immediately turns into blues and purples, and blacks. quicker than you can comprehend, nearly.
and then, second favourite - you press the flesh softly against your tongue. if it bites back, you toss it. if it’s mild and sweet, you claim it. a damning kiss, yes, yet lifesaving.